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Joke: The teacher was telling the kids

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees.

She explained that, “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later, the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.”

Little Johnny — at the back of the class — put his hand up and asks the teacher,

“Are you sure about the stork, miss?

“I think you’re getting your birds mixed up.”

“My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!

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