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Joke: The Unused Brain

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The patientโ€™s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say.โ€œThings donโ€™t look good.

The only chance is a brain transplant.

This is an experimental procedure.It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.โ€

โ€œWell, how much does a brain cost?โ€ asked the relatives.

โ€œFor a male brain, $500,000.For a female brain, $200,000.โ€

Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood.

A few actually smirked.But the patientโ€™s daughter was unsatisfied and asked, โ€œWhy the difference in price between male brains and female brains?โ€

โ€œA standard pricing practice,โ€ said the head of the team.

โ€œWomenโ€™s brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used.โ€

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