Joke: Things To Do When Your ISP Is Down

1.

Dial 911 immediately.

2.

Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.

3.

You mean there’s something else to do?

4.

Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.

5.

Work.

6.

Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.

7.

Get that kidney transplant you’ve been putting off.