“Okay,” says the first, “I’ve never told anybody I’m a gay!
”
The second confesses, “I’m having an affair with my boss’s wife.”
The third, Moishe, begins …
The third, Moishe, begins,“I don’t know how to tell you…”
“Don’t be shy,” the two friends said.
“Well,” says Moishe, “I can’t keep secrets.”
