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Joke: Top Reasons For Joining The Church Choir

– You’re running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry.

– The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat.

– You’ve just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people.

– The collection plate is never passed to the choir.

– There’s a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed.

– For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look.

– You’ve been known to nod off during the service and don’t want the minister/priest to catch you.

– The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.

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