Joke: Touchy Lamp

Lisa Adams

Aug 27, 2024

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Two guys walking on the beach found an old brass lamp.

The first guy immediately started rubbing it and, sure enough, a Genie popped out!

Before he could say anything at all, the Genie turned him into a crab.

The other guy was horrified and shouted, “Oh my gosh!

Why did you do that?”

The Genie said, “Aww, he just rubbed me the wrong way.”

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