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Joke: Use Your Napkin

As Jenna waits in line at the grocery store, she can’t help but overhear the conversation of the lady in front of her.

“Don’t forget to say thank you, and to sit up straight, use your napkin, and please, for the love of God close your mouth when you chew!

The lady happens to make eye contact with Jenna.

Jenna says, “Kids, huh?”

The lady rolls her eyes, shakes her head, and mouths the word, “Husband.”

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