At school, Little Johnny’s teacher is explaining the meaning of the word instinct to the class.
Little Johnny isn’t paying attention, so the teacher asks him what does instinct mean.
Little Johnny says, “It’s when the person in front of you farts.”
Joke: What Is Instinct?
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