HumorJokes

Joke: Worst Cook In America

Mr.

Johnson:

“Honey, it’s been a while since the Worthingtons have been over for a visit.”

Mrs.

Johnson:

“And I don’t think they’ll be back.”

Mr.

Johnson:

“Really?

Why?”

Mrs.

Johnson:

“You insulted Mrs.

Worthington’s cooking after that last potluck.”

Mr.

Johnson:

“Honey, I never said she was a bad cook, I merely pointed out that since they’d been here, our garbage disposal had developed an ulcer.”

Have you read these?

Greetings! I'm Lisa Adams, the face behind a website that's all about laughter and exploration. My website is a place where you'll find funny pictures, amusing videos, and interesting articles/news about our world. Join me for a daily dose…

Related Posts

Joke: Show and Tell

Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' occupations. The teacher pulled me…

Joke: Sociology Class

In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. "Next question," announced the instructor. "How would…

Joke: Baptist Dog

When a man's dog died, he took it to the local Baptist church. He asked the preacher if he could have a funeral service for his much loved pet, but the preacher explained that…

Joke: Dinner Date

The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say 'Dinner is…