Joke: You Might Be A Preacher

YOU MIGHT BE A PREACHER IF…

– You’ve dreamed you were preaching, only to awaken and discover you were.

– A church picnic is no picnic.

– You wish people would die at more appropriate times.

– Instead of getting “ticked off,” you get “grieved in your spirit.”

– You’re tempted to take an offering at a family reunion.

– You’ve ever wanted to “lay hands” on a deacon’s neck.

– Everybody stops talking when you enter the room.

– You sometimes stretch the truth at a funeral.

– You’ve suffered an anxiety attack while playing Bible Trivia Pursuit.

– The ideas you bounce off board members really do.

– You get your second wind when you say “And in conclusion…”