Joke: You Should Be Exercising More

A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to…

Mr. Johnson: "Honey, it's been a while since the Worthingtons have been over for a visit." Mrs. Johnson: "And I don't think they'll be…

Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' occupations. The teacher pulled me…

The manager of a restaurant called his wait staff together. "Okay, everyone," he said. "I want you all to look your best today. Greet every customer you see with a…

In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. "Next question," announced the instructor. "How would…

When a man's dog died, he took it to the local Baptist church. He asked the preacher if he could have a funeral service for his much loved pet, but the preacher explained that…