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Joke: You Wouldn't Want To Separate

A man is waiting in line for a hit movie.

Behind him are two women.

The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together.

Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man.

“Let them go first.

You wouldn’t want to separate a woman from her mother, would you?”

The man says, “No, sir.

I did that once, and I’ve been sorry ever since.”

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