The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband… “Buy me a surprise for my birthday!” she said.…

A man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinema. When the usherette came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat”. The old man didn’t budge…

Home Funny A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got…

An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection Smith later sued the driver In court, he was cross-examined by the driver’s lawyer: Lawyer: “Mr…

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever” “Yeah?”…

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?” The man indeed had a job…

Home Funny A couple is throwing a dinner party A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of…

Home Funny A husband went to the police station A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come…

Home Funny There was a married couple sleeping There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, “I like to know…