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Joke: A man and his wife are at a high school reunion

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A man and his wife are at a high school reunionโ€ฆ

โ€ฆ and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.

His wife turns to him and asks, โ€œDo you know her?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ sighs the husband.

Sheโ€™s my ex-wife.

She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasnโ€™t been sober since.โ€

โ€œMy God!

โ€ says the wife.

โ€œWho would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?โ€

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