Home Funny Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon Daughter’s text to Dad: Daddy, I’m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I’m in Australia and he’s in…

  A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I… um… I think I’m…

The wife was very unhappy with her old car and complained a lot to her husband: Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband… “Buy me a surprise for my birthday!” she said.…

A man lay sprawled across three seats in the cinema. When the usherette came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man “Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat”. The old man didn’t budge…

Home Funny A Polish Man Had Married A Canadian Girl A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got…