A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room. The rich lady…

As Jenna waits in line at the grocery store, she can't help but overhear the conversation of the lady in front of her. "Don't forget to say thank you, and to sit up straight, use your…

  I was sitting in a pizzeria with my girlfriend and we were having a quiet afternoon. Next to our table came a young couple. They sat facing each other. Without much delay, the waiter came and…

The Funny Joke Two doctors meet at the bar and decide to hook-up.They head back to the male doctor’s home and things start getting hot and heavy.Right before intercourse the female doctor gets up and…

The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall…

?? THE JOKE ??A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war.One of the footmen guarding the gatehouse begins calling,…“SIRE, WE SEE A BATTALION IN THE DISTANCE!”The king orders the men to…

  A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home at 1:30 to see if this was true. He came back…

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, Did you see my client commit this burglary? Yes, said Sam, I saw him plainly take the goods. The lawyer asks Sam again, Sam,…

A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The squirrel opens one…

A woman goes to the dentist. When it was her turn, she sat on the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but … I’m not a gynecologist.”   “I know,” said the…

THE JOKE One night after a date, a guy takes his 19 year old girlfriend home.After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny.With an air of confidence, he…

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a…