Tag: Jokes

Did you know that camel cigarettes are mentioned in the Bible? Genesis 24:64 (KJV) And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel. ——— Honda cars…

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one:Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small Tree begins to grow between…

I found peace in visiting his tomb once a week and sharing with him things I could no longer say.I stood by his grave with a bunch of white lilies, his favorite.“Goodbye, Dad,” I…

At school, Little Johnny’s teacher is explaining the meaning of the word instinct to the class. Little Johnny isn’t paying attention, so the teacher asks him what does instinct…

When James, my husband, started leaving the house in a rush, I was sure something sinister was happening. He did this several times without a clear explanation.His strange behavior…

But there is one passenger I will never forget. Two years later, she impacted my life in ways I could not have predicted.Allow me to paint a picture of my life first. My basement…

Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out, “Bet we can guess exactly how old you are.”The…

I was careful when my controlling mother-in-law, Veronica, insisted that we use the special Christmas tree she had sent for our first time hosting the family gathering.However, her…

Christmas is a great time of happy and togetherness, but it’s easy to forget that many people face difficulties during the season and may not feel its warmth. Therefore, the…

When Maria arranged a surprise party for her husband’s 40th birthday, she didn’t expect to see strangers walking through the door instead of him.The surprising mix-up, which…

Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? Because he knew the drill! What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself! Why did the smartphone go to the dentist? It…

Christmas wonders can be so different: some people need just a lot of gifts to feel totally happy, while others need only the smile of their little daughter or an old Christmas…

It pays me enough to support my small family.Our two boys, Liam and Jake, are my main inspirations.Liam, 12, has an inquisitive mind and an aptitude for science. Meanwhile, Jake,…

When it comes to choosing the perfect gifts for your family, this can be a real challenge, especially when it’s for the kids.Maybe you want to pick something they’ll love, but the…

My FIL, Jeff, seemed lost without his wife, so my husband and I invited him to stay. At first, everything was fine — I cooked for everyone, and he settled in.But soon, his attitude…

Little Johnny didn't want to go to school so, he grabbed his father's phone and calls his teacher. Little Johnny (speaking in a manly voice): "Hello, I want to tell…

My mom had me at 17 and gave me up. At 20, I found her, but she said, ’’Forget about me! My husband is a powerful man, and he’d leave me if he knew about you.’’ A year later, her…

JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman sits down with her attorney to discuss her last wishes.“I have TWO REQUESTS before I die,” she begins. “First, I want to be cremated.”The…

Thanksgiving is a time to get together with loved ones, share a meal, and celebrate the good things in life.However, let’s be honest: family vacations frequently include surprises.…

JOKE OF THE DAY: One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, “MOM! I GOTTA PEE!” Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, “Sweetie, we…