Tag: Jokes

Christmas wonders can be so different: some people need just a lot of gifts to feel totally happy, while others need only the smile of their little daughter or an old Christmas…

It pays me enough to support my small family.Our two boys, Liam and Jake, are my main inspirations.Liam, 12, has an inquisitive mind and an aptitude for science. Meanwhile, Jake,…

When it comes to choosing the perfect gifts for your family, this can be a real challenge, especially when it’s for the kids.Maybe you want to pick something they’ll love, but the…

My FIL, Jeff, seemed lost without his wife, so my husband and I invited him to stay. At first, everything was fine — I cooked for everyone, and he settled in.But soon, his attitude…

Little Johnny didn't want to go to school so, he grabbed his father's phone and calls his teacher. Little Johnny (speaking in a manly voice): "Hello, I want to tell…

My mom had me at 17 and gave me up. At 20, I found her, but she said, ’’Forget about me! My husband is a powerful man, and he’d leave me if he knew about you.’’ A year later, her…

JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman sits down with her attorney to discuss her last wishes.“I have TWO REQUESTS before I die,” she begins. “First, I want to be cremated.”The…

Thanksgiving is a time to get together with loved ones, share a meal, and celebrate the good things in life.However, let’s be honest: family vacations frequently include surprises.…

JOKE OF THE DAY: One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, “MOM! I GOTTA PEE!” Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, “Sweetie, we…

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but Here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small Tree begins to grow…

When James, my husband, started leaving the house in a rush, I was sure something sinister was happening. He did this several times without a clear explanation. His strange…

Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out, “Bet we can guess exactly how old you are.” The…

What would you do if a surprise visit exposed your long-distance boyfriend’s true colors? Or if waking up one morning revealed your husband’s double life? These stories dive into…

What would you do if a surprise visit exposed your long-distance boyfriend’s true colors? Or if waking up one morning revealed your husband’s double life? These stories dive into…

When it comes to choosing the perfect gifts for your family, this can be a real challenge, especially when it’s for the kids. Maybe you want to pick something they’ll love, but the…

After our introduction, the 37-year-old man was already called by his mother: "Did you arrive happily, my little boy?" And how is the little girl? Joke: Stories -…

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where in tarnation have you been…

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the…

Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q:…

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his Lawyer (both church members), to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As…