Tag: Jokes

As Jenna waits in line at the grocery store, she can't help but overhear the conversation of the lady in front of her. "Don't forget to say thank you, and to sit up…

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial.The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?”“Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods.”The…

A woman goes to the dentist. When it was her turn, she sat on the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs. The dentist said, “Excuse me, but … I’m not a gynecologist.”…

  Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”. His friend says, “Don’t worry. Just tuck a…

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. McNick, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up,…

A man comes home after a hard day’s work and opens the refrigerator to get a soda. Inside, he sees a squirrel taking a nap. “What are you doing in my fridge?” the man asks. The…

Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you. You only have six months to live.”Mr.…

An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss is skeptical.“You don’t look strong enough to handle the big trees,” the boss says.The old man confidently replies, “I…

  A newly married couple are in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s…

So, my wife managed to crash the car again today.When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.“He was on his phone!…

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he…

  A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she leans over too far, falls into the…

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to…

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second…

A boy comes back from school, disappointed because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said. His…

A man unexpectedly brings his best friend home for dinner at 5:30 after work.His wife starts yelling, while his friend quietly listens.“My hair and makeup aren’t done, the house is…

In this heartwarming clip, young Matty’s potty training journey takes an unexpected and hilarious turn, bringing smiles to those in need of a pick-me-up. Seated on the potty, Matty…

What happened after the unwanted guest came in during the wedding vows. Read full story in comment…My child used to be a good spouse and father, but now he betrays his significant…

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch! "Doctor, Doctor…

Coming back home after army infantry training, a man discovered terrible truth about his wife. He took to Reddit to seek for advice from the online community.So I just got back…