Tag: Jokes

A preacher challenged his wife and criticized her actions after finding a dress costing $250 in her bag. He said, "You know we are on an incredibly tight budget. The wife…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you…

Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity," said the sales girl.…

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been…

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you…

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first…

My aunt's neighbor in New York had a beautiful black cat, named Felix, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night. One cool October evening, he disappeared. The…

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16-year-olds.She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he…

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the houseThe woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!”The man jumps out of bed,…

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter without clothes on the bed…

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its…

There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life”the finale had the following three incidents…Third Place“It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I…

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair,lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me; I ‘m not a gynecologist.”…

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nurse says, “Well no, but I’ve seen the…

I thought my new girlfriend might be the one... But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's…

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that…

Scientific Golf facts: New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost. With golf, the slow…

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop…

The American Academy of Ophthalmology just released a report that stated not enough ophthalmologist will be in practice in the next five years to serve the public need. They cite…