Tag: Jokes

man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?”His customer answers in a slurred voice, “My wife caught me with another…

Bill invites his family over for dinner one evening. As they sit at the table, the family notice that the plates don't seem very clean. "Pardon me, son," his mother…

A flight is on its way to Sydney, Australia when a blonde in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this, and…

The preacher's 5-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. "Well,…

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, “Nurses…

A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” asked the owner. “I’m blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks I will smell it and order.”The confused owner went to the kitchen…

Little Johnny's mother is making dinner when Johnny runs up to her, sobbing uncontrollably. "Mom, Mom! I just cleaned my room!" he exclaims. "Why, that's…

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”“Of course childWhat may I do for you?””Well, I bought my mother an…

A Farm Kid Joins the Marines Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to…

A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he could serve in other places, but he continued to come to the choir. The choir director…

The man’s wife was upstairs with the boss doing things she shouldn’t be doingA man goes to a restaurant for dinner.He has a seat at a table and opens a menu to find out that none…

A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening.The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours.Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter…

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for make love. “What’s that?” he asked.…

2. On all your cheque stubs, write “For Marijuana”3. Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday.The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for…

Teacher: "Now, class, can anyone tell me what the word 'Can't' is short for?" Lizzy: "Can not." Teacher: "Very good! Now, can anyone tell me…

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday.They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?”His wife is puzzled and asks if…

On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband,“I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.”“Oh yeah? Who was the…

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes…