Tag: Jokes

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was.When he finished his drink, he found…

A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.A boy, about 9, opened the door“Is your dad or mum home?” said the farmer.“No, they went to town.”“How about your…

A Husband and Wife are in church listening to a very long and drawn-out sermon After quite a bit of time, the wife gets tired and dozes off. The husband notices this and goes to…

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to…

I was reading the parable of the Good Shepherd to my little girl for her bedtime story. I got to the part about the Good Shepherd counting the 99 sheep, expecting to have 100, and…

Lydi Winter, a young woman hailing from the UK, has garnered attention on social media for challenging societal beauty norms and embracing natural body hair. Her message is clear:…

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.The prosecutor opened his questioning with,“Where were you the night of August 24th?”“Objection!” said the…

An Englishman says to his friend, the Scotsman, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants."I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the evening, eat several…

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with…

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.“My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,” says Little Red Riding Hood.The…

A teenage boy had recently developed an interest in weight lifting. His father was skeptical, not knowing if his son would be responsible in this new venture, but accompanied him…

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this mall town. He really…

A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada.He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.“Wear your worst clothing and an old pair of shoes.Let them think you are a…

A man became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals. Still couldn’t get cured. He was sad. Then his wife advised, “why don’t you consult a veterinary doctor?” He was…

The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked. “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”…

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple…

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a call girl before. But he decides what the hell it’s only…

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. After having the beer, he asks the bartender for the bill. “$3”, says the bartender.The man just for fun goes on and places $1 coin on the…

When the graveside service for his wife had just finished, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder. The husband, a…

The nurse asked the patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown, to be checked by a doctor. “In front of you”?”, he asks, shyly. The nurse says, “Well no, but I’ve seen the…