Tag: Jokes

One day a city stockbroker decides he has just had too much.Too much stress, too much of the big city, too much everything.So he quits him job, gives up his apartment and rents out…

An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of…

However, no matter what they do in bed, Laura never achieves orgasm.For months they try everything they can think of – different positions, different toys and some things that are…

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. “Last night I made love to my…

A local shop steward attended the big union national convention in Las Vegas.While there he decided to take part in the legal prostitution business with one stipulation.The brothel…

Customer: "How much are these tomatoes?" Owner: "Ninety-nine cents a pound." Customer: "What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a…

A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…

Two old ladies are sitting on a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off and puts it over her cigarette so she…

An Englishman staggers, ashen-faced, into a roadside bar, demanding a large brandy. The barman is concerned. “Well” says the man, “I was just driving along and my BMW suddenly gave…

An American who saw the volcano Mount Vesuvius erupt, was told by a native of the town that the United States had nothing to compare with it. The American simply said, "I…

A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which…

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Juan.The guard…

A guy goes to confession and says,“Bless me father for I have sinned. On Friday I went golfing and I used the “F” word. The priest says, “tell me about it, my son”.The man says, I…

A young couple, glowing with happiness, had just tied the knot in a beautiful church ceremony. Now it was time for the next exciting chapter of their journey: their honeymoon. They…

A lady walks into Tiffany & Co, looks around, spots a beautiful diamond necklace and walks over to inspect it.As she bends over to look more closely at it, she unexpectedly…

A very awful man died and was sent to Hell.Satan met him and welcomed him.“Despite what you’ve heard, this place is not so bad,” he purred. “You have choices. Let me show you.”He…

A girlfriend and her boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house after spending the afternoon together, with smiles on their faces that couldn’t be concealed. The girlfriend…

He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more — would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of.This frustrated…

Four older men were playing golf.Three took turns at boasting about their sons, knowing the fourth son was gay, and having disparaging thoughts about him.The first chap says: My…

A woman goes to the doctor’s office and is examined by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the exam room, the woman starts screaming and runs down the hall.…