He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more — would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of.This frustrated…
Four older men were playing golf.Three took turns at boasting about their sons, knowing the fourth son was gay, and having disparaging thoughts about him.The first chap says: My…
A woman goes to the doctor’s office and is examined by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the exam room, the woman starts screaming and runs down the hall.…
Read The Joke Of The Day A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. He says his mother lives alone and could really use some company.“I have…
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair it while he waited.…
Every morning during our coffee break, my co-workers and I listened to the culinary disasters of a newlywed colleague. We then tried to share some helpful hints and recipes. One…
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.…
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says, “Honey, I’m tired…
Read The Joke Of The Day A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he needs a pet for his mother. He says his mother lives alone and could really use some company.“I have…
- If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over! - To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! - If you needed a break…
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon an old gentleman neighbour who had the…
The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.…
They go on their honeymoon to beautiful, picturesque Venice, Italy.After a day of sightseeing, they return to their hotel. He turns to his young bride and says, “Honey, I’m tired…
The entire cabin is taken aback by her unexpected outburst. Passengers exchange bewildered glances while flight attendants rush to calm the situation. The flight attendants try to…
Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck.Suddenly, the parrot…
The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.…
A woman had an attack of laryngitis and lost her voice completely for two days. To help her communicate, her husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant "Give me a…
A man and his girlfriend are in the shower when the doorbell rings. The girl is just getting out and says, “I’ll get it. She goes to the door wearing only a towel. A man stands at…
Read The Joke Of The Day There was this guy on a plane trying to get a drink.He tried to get the attention of the air stewardess, but wasn’t having much luck.Suddenly, the parrot…
Read The Joke Of The Day James had smelly feet. They stank.In fact, they were so smelly and he was so embarrassed about them that he felt he would never be able to marry.Mary had a…
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