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The myth that blondes are stupid is naturally not true, but classic blonde jokes can be absolutely hilarious.Here’s one of our all-time favorites!80,000 blondes meet in a football…
A preacher at a Christian school, wanted to point out the proper behavior for church. He was trying to elicit from the youngsters, rules that their parents might give before taking…
A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn’t understand what they were doing.…
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house…
A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his weapon in a vise. He then…
Top 5 Signs You Probably Should be Exercising More: Your five-year-old walking shoes look brand new. Underneath that pile of cobwebs is your rowing machine That gym you signed up…
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other. The first one says, “My…
A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven!…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…
So much so that he’d never gotten to know a female well enough to even think about marriage.As the years went by, he realized he’d probably never get married, since he sure wasn’t…
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriend’s house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room”… It was three o’clock in the…
James was infatuated with her and knew she wasn’t being satisfied by ole crusty.He was caught staring at her longingly more than once and she seemed flattered more than offended so…
Mr. Johnson: "Honey, it's been a while since the Worthingtons have been over for a visit." Mrs. Johnson: "And I don't think they'll be back." Mr.…
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a weapon the size of a little kid’s little finger. A nurse…
A 6th grade science teacher, Miss Simpson, asked her class,…“Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”No one answered until little Karen stood up and…
The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman.For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun.“We must know that you…
Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell manhood in the air.” The other call girl…
Three men are sitting at a bar having a beer.They are discussing what they want their family and friends to say when the time comes they are laying in their caskets.The first man…
By the time Darwin was studying them, pigeon breeding was already a full-on hobby in England. People had been raising them for food for centuries, but…
The Artist Gave Disney Princesses Realistic Bodies, and the Result Is Powerful
Stock image of orca. Credit / Shutterstock Months after Marineland Antibes closed its doors for good, two orcas remain trapped behind the scenes,…
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