Tag: Jokes

Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' occupations. The teacher pulled me aside.…

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says…

She didn’t panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her:“If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow-plow to come by, and follow it.”Sure…

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spent it. The first one went out…

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the weather was going to…

The manager of a restaurant called his wait staff together. "Okay, everyone," he said. "I want you all to look your best today. Greet every customer you see with a…

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes…

… when she found an adult bondage magazine under his mattress.She was mortified.She put the dirty magazine back under the mattress, thinking that she would show her husband when he…

    An older lady was doing some household chores on a beautiful Sunday morning, when she suddenly heard the doorbell ring. She opened the door to see a well dressed man standing…

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In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. "Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you…

… the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.” Immediately the husband…

A wife comes home from a girl’s night out.Realizing it’s late, she sneaks quietly into the dark bedroom.But before she gets in  bed, she’s shocked to see two sets of feet under the…

When a man's dog died, he took it to the local Baptist church. He asked the preacher if he could have a funeral service for his much loved pet, but the preacher explained that…

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says…

The chef at a hotel approaches the manager one afternoon. "Ma'am," she asks. "What might be the best way to announce dinner? Should I say 'Dinner is…

A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well. One day, though, he…

Two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad's lips." The…

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th…

A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates.St. Peter greeted her and said, “These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter.”…