Tag: Jokes

Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The…

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a…

A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains,“D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad…

  Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”…

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really…

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace.When he gets back, he…

Read The Joke Of The Day A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.A leading local politician who was a member of the congregation was chosen…

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat…

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says:“May I come in? I worked in this very room thirty years ago…

"Do you remember first meeting your wife?" "Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and promised her that if she agreed to marry…

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big bo*bs. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a…

St. Peter said, “Welcome, Forrest. We’ve heard a lot about you.”He continued, “Unfortunately, it’s getting pretty crowded up here and we find that we now have to give people an…

  A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15…

  A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you…

A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front…

As Jenna waits in line at the grocery store, she can't help but overhear the conversation of the lady in front of her. "Don't forget to say thank you, and to sit up…

  I was sitting in a pizzeria with my girlfriend and we were having a quiet afternoon. Next to our table came a young couple. They sat facing each other. Without much delay, the…

The Funny Joke Two doctors meet at the bar and decide to hook-up.They head back to the male doctor’s home and things start getting hot and heavy.Right before intercourse the female…

The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top…

?? THE JOKE ??A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war.One of the footmen guarding the gatehouse begins calling,…“SIRE, WE SEE A BATTALION IN THE DISTANCE!”The…