Tag: Jokes

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his…

For his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10 speed mountain bike… … but his Father explained that with the boys’ Mother just losing her job, and their £80,000 mortgage, there…

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be so drunk that he would hardly notice”. The husband…

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be so… For his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10…

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be so… For his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10…

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be so… For his birthday, the little boy asked for a 10…

Everybody is entitled to their own opinion but that doesn’t mean that they have to force that opinion on others. Sometimes, however, there are people who want… A young woman, (a…

Everybody is entitled to their own opinion but that doesn’t mean that they have to force that opinion on others. Sometimes, however, there are people who want to force their…

A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was…

After giving up three runs in the top of the first, the manager runs out of the dugout to have a word with his rookie pitcher. The manager says, “Son, I think I’ve figured out what…

An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: “May I come in. I lived in this very room forty years ago…

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is…

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken…

A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the man… A young bloke with his pants hanging…

A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.“What are you doing?” the man inquires. “Err,” she stammers back. “I……

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly…