Tag: Jokes

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he…

Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down. For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water. The second…

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch! "Doctor, Doctor…

The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him…

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest. As You Shall Make Your Bed…

The pope is early for his flight. He asks his driver on his way to the airport if he could drive around for a while because they have time to kill and he hasn't driven a car…

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement." "Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000…

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play…

1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Be more or less specific. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Contractions aren't necessary. 5. One should never generalize. 6. Remember to never…

Jessie is telling Sam about the new mechanic in the neighborhood. "I'm telling you Sam, that's a mechanic you can trust!" "Really?" "Oh yeah, I…

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to…

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug *You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee *You've worn the finish off you coffee table *Instant coffee takes…

A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man.…

My mom had me at 17 and gave me up. At 20, I found her, but she said, ’’Forget about me! My husband is a powerful man, and he’d leave me if he knew about you.’’ A year later, her…

Salesperson: "This is your lucky day! We have a special offer: Buy one, get one free!" Customer: "No thanks. I don't need two." Salesperson: "Then…

JOKE OF THE DAY: A 97-year-old woman sits down with her attorney to discuss her last wishes.“I have TWO REQUESTS before I die,” she begins. “First, I want to be cremated.”The…

Thanksgiving is a time to get together with loved ones, share a meal, and celebrate the good things in life.However, let’s be honest: family vacations frequently include surprises.…

Get ready to ho-ho-howl with laughter! These 10 Christmas jokes are packed with holiday cheer and cheeky humor to keep your spirits bright.Whether you need a quick laugh or a joke…

JOKE OF THE DAY:One evening, a little boy runs into the living room full of guests and shouts, “MOM! I GOTTA PEE!”Embarrassed, his mom pulls him aside and says, “Sweetie, we don’t…

Growing up, he was more than just “our son”; he was the son that every family in the area looked up to. He excelled in whatever he touched.For as long as I can remember, Jason has…