A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, out of nothing poured a bag of dog sh*t on my carpet without asking my permission and said, “Sir, if this vacuum can’t clean it completely, I’ll eat whatever’s left.” After a few seconds of silence.
I said, “I hope you’re hungry ’cause they cut off the electricity this morning.”
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