A frantic woman takes her kid to the doctor.
“Doctor, doctor,” she says.
“My son swallowed a pen!
”
The doctor says, “Calm down madam.
I’ll take care of it.
But let me get some information first.” He takes a clipboard with a form and asks her, “Name?”
The woman replies, “Parker”
After a movement of thought the doctor says, “The name of the BOY, Madam, not the pen brand.”
