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Joke: We Will Rot You

At the airport for his 9-year-old son’s first big trip by himself, after checking in on the phone with Grandma and Grandpa.

Dad – “So what did Grandma say on the phone?”

Son – “She said I love you, can’t wait to see you, we’re going to have so much fun…and…uh…something about ‘We will rot you?'”

Dad – “Do you mean ‘spoil you?'”

Son – “Yes!

That’s the word.

I couldn’t find it in my brain.”

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