Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out…
Accepts new job assignments willingly:
Never finishes a job.
Active socially:
Drinks heavily.
Alert to company developments:
An office gossip.
Approaches difficult problems with logic:
Finds someone else to do the job.
Consults with co-workers often:
Indecisive, confused, and clueless.
Consults with supervisor often:
Pain in the neck.
Displays excellent intuitive judgement:
Knows when to disappear.
Happy:
Paid too much.
Hard worker:
Usually does it the hard way.
Identifies major management problems:
Complains a lot.
Indifferent to instruction:
Knows more than superiors.
