When you’re over 60…
1.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2.
In a hostage situation, you will likely be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run–anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????
5.
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.
Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8.
You can eat supper at 4 pm.
9.
You can live without sex but not your glasses.
