A married couple was having a conversation.
The husband asked his wife:
“If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?”
The wife’s respond was:
“I would take half and leave you!
”
The husband said:
“Well, you in luck I won the lottery!
So, here’s $6 and get outta here!
”









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