An elderly couple went to a counselor as to settle a on going argument.
Counselor:
OK, what’s going on here!
Husband:
My wife keeps tying strings on my finger while I sleep.
She then insults me if I ask her about it.
Wife:
Not true and I don’t want to talk about it any longer.
Counselor:
Communication is paramount, I’d like to see you two talk to each other and resolve this issue yourself.
Come back in two weeks so I can check on your progress.
Husband:
Fine but I’d better tie a string on my finger so I can remember it.
Wife:
Doh!
