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Joke: 4 Married Guys Start Talking About Their Wives While Fishing

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What topics do men discuss when fishing?

Sports or other topics they find intriguing in their lives are frequently discussed.

However, if the men are married, one of the topics they would likely discuss would be their wives.

That was the situation with these four men who chose to talk about what was required in order for them to be out for the day when they were out fishing.

Many of them were lamenting the fact that they would have to go through a โ€˜honey-doโ€™ list but one man had a brilliant idea that probably had the rest of them feeling quite jealous.

Four married guys went fishing.

After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:

First guy:

โ€œYou have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend.

I promised my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.โ€

Second guy:

โ€œThatโ€™s nothing!

I had to promise my wife Iโ€™d build her a new deck for the pool.โ€

Third guy:

โ€œMan, you both have it easy!

I had to promise my wife that Iโ€™ll remodel the kitchen for her.โ€

They continued to fish until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.

So they asked him.

โ€œYou havenโ€™t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.

Whatโ€™s the deal?โ€

Fourth guy:

โ€œI just set my alarm for 5:30 am.

When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge, and said, โ€œFishing, or Sex,โ€ and she said, โ€œWear a sweater.โ€

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