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Joke: A last night on the town

WO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.

AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, โ€œGO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.

THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, Iโ€™M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM.

THEY WONโ€™T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.โ€™

THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, โ€˜YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!

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โ€˜DEAD?โ€™ SAYS HIS FRIEND, โ€˜WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?โ€™

โ€˜WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.โ€™

HIS FRIEND SAYS, โ€˜COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.โ€™

โ€˜A WITCH ??.

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WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?โ€™

โ€˜WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER,

KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE,

THEN SHE FARTED, FLEW OUT THE WINDOW AND TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER !

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