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Joke: A man went to the Police Station –

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

โ€œYouโ€™ll get your chance in court.โ€ said the Desk Sergeant.โ€œNo, no no!

โ€ said the man.

โ€œI want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.

Iโ€™ve been trying to do that for years!

โ€

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