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Joke: A really nasty divorce

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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel.

His wife looks over at him and says, โ€œHoney, I know weโ€™ve been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce.โ€ The husband says nothing, but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.

She then says, โ€œI donโ€™t want you to try to talk me out of it, because Iโ€™ve been having an affair with your best friend, and heโ€™s a better lover than you.โ€

Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases.

She says, โ€œI want the house.โ€ Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph.

She says, โ€œI want the kids too.โ€

The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now heโ€™s up to 80 mph.

She says, โ€œI want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.โ€

The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, โ€œIs there anything you want?โ€

The husband says, โ€œNo, Iโ€™ve got everything I need.โ€ She asks, โ€œReally?

Whatโ€™s that?โ€

The husband replies, just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, โ€œIโ€™ve got the airbag!

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