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A man decided to join a monastery where you were only allowed to say two words every 10 years.

After 10 years in the monastery the head monk summonsโ€™ him and says,

โ€œYouโ€™ve been with us for 10 years.

What two words would you like to say?โ€

The monk replies, โ€œIโ€™m hungryโ€™โ€

So the head monk organises for an extra ration to be given to him each day.

After 20 years the head monk calls him in again and asks,

โ€œWhat two words would you like to say?โ€

The monk replies with, โ€œToo cold.โ€

So the head monk organises for him to get another blanket.

After 30 years the head monk calls him in and says,

โ€œWhat two words would you like to say?โ€

The monk replies with, โ€œWanna leave.โ€

โ€œIโ€™m not surprised,โ€ the head monk says,โ€ฆ

โ€œYouโ€™ve done nothing but complain since you got here!

โ€

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