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The CIA is interviewing three potential agents — two men and a woman.

For the final test, they bring one of the male candidates to a door and hand him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow instructions, no matter what,” says the interviewer.

“Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair.

Shoot her.”

“You can’t be serious,” the man says.

“I could never shoot my wife.”

“Then you’re not the right man for the job,” says the interviewer.

The second man is given the same instructions.

Five minutes later, he emerges with tears in his eyes and says, “I can’t do it.”

Finally, the woman is given the test, but with her husband.

She takes the gun and enters the room.

There is silence for the first 10 seconds, then crashing, banging and screaming.

After a few minutes, she comes out and wipes the sweat from her brow.

“Someone forgot to load the gun,” she says,…

“But don’t worry, I got him with a chair leg.”

 

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