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Joke: Going To Be A Long Night Tonight

After a while, One guy looks at the other and says, โ€œI canโ€™t help but think, from listening to you, that youโ€™re from Ireland.โ€

The other guy responds proudly, โ€œYes, that I am!

โ€

The first guy says, โ€œSo am I!

And where about from Ireland might you be?โ€

The other guy answers, โ€œIโ€™m from Dublin, I am.โ€

The first guy responds, โ€œSure and begorra, and so am I!

And what street did you live on in Dublin?โ€

The other guy says, โ€œA lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.โ€

The first guy says, โ€œFaith & itโ€™s a small world, so did I!

And to what school would you have been going?โ€

The other guy answers, โ€œWell now, I went to St.

Maryโ€™s of course.โ€

The first guy gets really excited, and says, โ€œAnd so did I.

Tell me, what year did you graduate?โ€

The other guy answers, โ€œWell, now, I graduated in 1964.โ€

The first guy exclaims, โ€œThe Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!

I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.

Can you believe it, I graduated from St.

Maryโ€™s in 1964 my own self.โ€

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, โ€œItโ€™s going to be a long night tonight, the Murphy twins are drunk again.

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