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Joke: Husband Always

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark.

After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes ballistic, โ€œYou impotent bas*ard!

How could you lie to me all these years?โ€

Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, โ€œIโ€™ll explain the toy, you explain the kids

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