A barhopping fellow, four sheets to the wind, stumbles into a bar and declares “I’m buying everyone in the bar a drink!
Line ’em up, bartender!
”
So the bartender pours everyone a drink, and frivolity commences until the bartender says to that first guy, “OK, that’ll be $210.”
The drunk guy says, “I don’t have that kind of money!
”
The bartender throws him out.
A few minutes later, the drunk staggers back into the bar.
This time he says, “I’m buying everyone in this bar a drink!
Except for you bartender, when you drink, you get nasty.”
