A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station:
Bell 1 rings, we put on…
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas.
His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he…
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling.
“I’ve never been better!
” he boasted.
“I’ve got an…
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them.
“I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell…
A man was driving down the road.
He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.
Astounded he had been caught speeding when he was doing the…
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman.
The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so they…
