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Joke: Mr. Smith, The Accident Report!

An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection

Smith later sued the driver In court, he was cross-examined by the driverโ€™s lawyer:

Lawyer:

โ€œMr Smith, youโ€™ve told us all about your injuries But according to the accident report, you told the investigating officer at the scene that you were not injured at all Isnโ€™t that true?โ€ Mr Smith:

โ€œWell, Iโ€™ll tell youโ€ฆโ€ The lawyer interrupted:

โ€œJust answer the question Did you not say at the scene of the accident, โ€˜Iโ€™m fine!

โ€™.โ€ Mr Smith:

โ€œWell, yes.โ€ The lawyer should have quit at that point However, he went on:

โ€œWell then, why are you wasting this courtโ€™s time and my clientโ€™s money with this frivolous law suit?โ€ Mr Smith:

โ€œLet me explain At the accident, I was thrown out of the carriage and my horse was knocked into the ditch My leg was broken and I didnโ€™t want to move.

I could hear my horse groaning and thrashing and I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

When the officer arrived at the scene, he first looked at my horse He said โ€˜Looks like she has a broken leg,โ€™ and then he took out his gun and shot her.

He then came up to me and asked me how I was doing Suffering from the same injury as my horse, I of course immediately said โ€˜Iโ€™m fine!

โ€™.โ€

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