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Joke: Old Ed Has A Secret To Share –

As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, โ€œI must tell you my greatest secret.โ€

His family members are all ears, urging him to go on.

โ€œWhen I was young, I had it all,โ€ explains Ed.

โ€œFast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money.ย  But a good friend warned me, โ€˜Get married and start a family.ย  Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when youโ€™re on your deathbed.โ€™

So I took his advice.ย  I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food.ย  I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds.

And now here we are.ย  And you know what?โ€

โ€œWhat?โ€ whispered the fascinated members of his family.

โ€œIโ€™m not even god damn thirsty!

โ€

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