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Joke: One Day He Found His Wife Naked on Bed

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A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting.

โ€œWhat are you doing?โ€ the man inquires.

โ€œErr,โ€ she stammers back.

โ€œIโ€ฆ umโ€ฆ I think Iโ€™m having a heart attack!

โ€ โ€œOh,โ€ cries the gullible husband, โ€œquick, Iโ€™ll call an ambulance!

โ€ He runs downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialing 911, when his son Johnny appears, sobbing his little heart out.

โ€œWhatโ€™s the matter, son?โ€ asks the father.

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