One day the rabbi declares in the synagogue that from now on the buttered bread cannot fall on the buttered side.
Time passes, Kohn suddenly approaches the rabbi:
“Rabbi!”
Didn’t you say last time that the butter bread can’t fall on the butter half?
“But, son, I said so.”
“Because the thing is, yesterday I wanted to eat bread with butter, but I dropped it, and bread is butter…”
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