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Blonde is pulled over by a blonde cop..

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driverโ€™s license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

โ€˜What does it look like?โ€™ she finally asked.ย  The policewoman replied, โ€˜Itโ€™s square and it has your picture on it.โ€™

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.ย  โ€˜Here it is,โ€™ she said.ย  The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, โ€˜Okay, you can go.

I didnโ€™t realize you were a cop too.โ€™

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